Hi ! So firstly thank you all so much for reading my blog and showing me your love you all So I am back with a new post ! As you're all aware the Valentines week is over [thank god] and since that was my parents wedding anniversary My dad decided to follow Ted Mosbey's footsteps and I learned How He Met My Mother . And thankfully that didn't take nine years . Theirs was an office romance turned into an arranged marriage ! And my dad proposed her in Bharat Cafe Yup Ghatkoper !! And all I could think of was - at least it wasn't Lakshmi dairy ! I mean seriously you just asked a woman to marry you and you did that over Chai and allu cutlets ? not even masala dosa ? And that gave me the idea What are THE worst places to propose ? rounding them to top 5 here we go
- TUITION CLASSES : I have had a huge fight with my best friend on this one when he proposed his crush right outside Excell classes .. In front of our school friends and ...kids from other schools .. she obviously said no ! guys don't do this please don't do this ! First of all if you are in tuition classes and in school you shouldn't actually go around proposing people . Secondly tuition classes are fun ! Tuition classes are our Lizzy Mcguire , Hannah Montana , That's So Raven School fantasies come true ! We wear casuals to tuition classes the ones we never wear unless we have colorful day at school ! So those are our safe haven, our gossip central, Don't embarrass us there ! don't make us a laughing stalk Please ! And for people wondering am i still best friends with him ? hell yeah Bros before... girls who said no to him !!
- Malls : I am not even gonna say it ! WATCH THIS !!! Now you know why ! guys Proposals are private matter . Don't do that in front of thousand strangers ! And trust me unless you are absolutely, madly ,stupidly ,irrevocably in love with each other and there are clear signs of marriage actually happening , No Indian girl is actually gonna give you a direct straightaway answer she'll need time to think ! If you are gonna pressure her into saying an yes to the proposal immediately She's going to ram that guitar in your head !
- Social Networks : I hear you sister ! I do ! It has been going on since Orkut ! I mean seriously what has possessed you guys to replace the most intimate amazing moment of your life with a silly scrap, Whatsapp message , FB status ,Tweets , Facetime ,Snapchat they don't work either ! Unless you're Sheldon cooper that is ! In my experience the social network proposals always fail . you come across as creepy , pushy, annoying and just plain irritating ! it shows us that you just don't care about how we actually feel that you just want to get your word out and not know if we care .. And social network proposals are always met by social networking break ups and people can get real vindictive then . I mean do you really wanna see your "Mela baby kaisha hai " "baby ne khana khaya ?" messages being screenshot and discussed among their peer groups ? so take it from me people even if you met on a social networking group don't propose on one ...
- GYM : Why would you even think of proposing someone at the gym ? You are sweaty , you're stinking, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TAKEN A SHOWER ! that just shows that you are lazy and don't even work a little bit to impress ! And by that i do not mean your fine physique your damn , hot physique ! I mean that little effort you take to think it through and plan it seriously Even if She's dating a player , a bad boy , a tough guy she will not say yes to Mr Stinkbomb and your biceps won't help you there !! AND FOR THE FINALE
- Public Transport : If you're a true blue Mumbaikar like me you'd know Public Transports are our life lines and anybody and by that I mean anybody tries to come between us and our scheduled train or bus is our worst enemy .. Trust me my mom is just one missed 8:45 CST away from disowning me .. How are you even gonna do it ? If you propose her on platform you'd either get swept by the crowd into the dabba with the ring in your hand now if it is a general compartment with her being in ladies , You can either play DDLJ with her hand and your ring or wait for your destination and miss the moment But God forbid you get swept into the ladies Compartment ! i mean if you get into the ladies compartment not even BRAMHA can save you .. forget about your proposal you have to get out of there before being branded as a molester RUN RUN RUN baby RUN !!!
Rickshaws and Taxis are out of question unless you want your beautifully written proposal speech getting drowned in honks of traffic ! and continous disturbance of chana walas and chadar walas and children book walas and many such walas ! you don't want that right
So guys the bottom line is Proposals are special they have to be unique ! It should end up like a beautiful story and not a nightmare ! I know it's a lot of pressure but if she is the one then it's worth it ! like Olaf said "Some people are worth melting for" and girls don't for a moment think that you can't give your man the amazing proposal he deserves "Ajj ki naari bhai " ! well you know what this is just a stupid blog post if you are truly in love with each other it doesn't matter where you propose what matters is that you did ! Your proposal story could be sneaking out of home for a cutting chai under the stars and it could give Alladin and Jasmin's carpet ride a run for it's money !
And that's all for today guys IF you like this blog please share it and comment on it and lemme know your crazy proposal stories ! I will be back with a new post next week with even more things I do ! Chio buddies
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